Yew Got kweschuns, We Got Ansirs

(iffin yew nede ta kno a dab bout childrens wooden toys, baby shirts, or hillbilly stuff, luk at whut we dun did. Or yew kan ax us.)

Where are you located? (rite hear in my chare, in Arkansas)

Are the wooden toy trucks made of hard wood? (hits hardnuf ta brang up a not on yer head, but hits pine and fur)

Why did you choose a possum as a logo for your hillbilly clothing? (whi not? ant nobodie elce a duin it.)

Do you give discounts for large orders of your baby shirts or unique tshirts? (yew ax fer 25 or 50 uvem an wach em suckers go doun.)

Is this hillbilly stuff for real? (jever heer uv jed an granny? thay lef AR an muved ta CA. mos uv us stade hear.)

Is the stuff in your store new or used? (yep, thay ant no othur choyse. iffin hits ben had hittl sa so.)

Where did you get your hillbilly jokes and redneck dictionary? (stole sum uv it, mosley thunk hit up.)

What kind of paint or finish do you use on your wooden hand crafted toys? (we dont sind no haf maid stuff, hits all finishd by us. yew wont hit panetid, yeull haf ta do hit yersef.)

Are you looking for hillbilly jokes or hillbilly stuff? (duz a pig luv mud? sind hit in, yew mite win a hunerd dolarz. proly not.)

Why do you say you have cool tshirts, aren't they like all other unique tshirts? (yes an no. tshurts is tshurts. but possum tshurts is possum tshurts, an possums is kule.)

What are your adult golf shirts like? (em suckerz iz nise. hits gota koler an butuns on it. guda nuf ta ware ta sunde go ta meatin.)